A woman was in love with an ugly guy. Her
friend asked her, “Why him?” Then, the woman replied immediately, “if only you
can borrow my eyes, then you’ll see how handsome he is.”
Judge: Why did you kill your husband? Wife:
He fetched me from the office, took me to bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me
on the bed, spread my legs and said… “joke, joke, joke!”
Sometimes, love makes a big scar in your
heart, but don’t let it stain your life, it only means, the bigger the scar you
had, the better you’ve loved.
There is no such thing as coincidence!
People met for a special reason. But whatever it is, I’m so glad I have you in
my life! Clueless? Oh come on! Let’s just say that we are meant to befriend.
Love is a noble act of self-giving. The
more you love, the more you lose a part of you. Yet you do not become less of
who you are, but you end up being complete